The Merciless Killers of The Krimson King is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 39.172 billion Krimson Kingians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 75.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Krimson Kingian economy, worth a remarkable 1,245 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 31,800 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School uniforms are compulsory, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", euthanasia is legal, and the government is seen to favor Catholics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Krimson King's national animal is the panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Krimson King is ranked 147,343^rd in the world and 14^th in Catlandatopia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 489.58 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.